Random Thought No. 666 : Hum Chlormint Kyun Khaate Hain?

Well, so if you don't know what Chlormint is, (a) you don't need to waste your time on this post and (b) if you still wanna do that, here's where to start, not that this page is any informative, but then you just need to know this.

Ok, so, "hum chlormint kyun khaate hain?". Here are some introspections.

• ... taaki Praty ki moochhon ki kheti hamesha hari bhari rahe
• ... kyunki pan/cigarettewaale ke paas chhutte paise nahin hote
• ... taaki ghar par pata na chale ki sutta maara hai
• ... bekaaj, Chlaarmint ij MAI CHOEES.
• ... saadi Chlormint da jawaab nahi
• ... kyunki Chlormint ko peeya nahi jaa sakta
• ... kyunki peene ke liye toh Limca hai
• ... waise Sprite bhi hai.
• ... kyunki "hum" Kanpur mein rehte hain, agar dilli mein rehte, toh hum poochhte, "main" chlormint kyun khaata hoon?
• ... kyunki hum fukke nahi khaana chahte
• ... kyunki Chlormint humko nahi khaa sakti
• ... kyunki deepu bahut lamba hai aur prinshul bahut hi dhakkan
• ... kyunki saumya ke paas exam mein aur koi kaam nahi hota blog likhkar timepass karne ke allaawa ...

Issliye hum Chlormint khaate hain. Kuchh chamka ab? :)

Random Thought No. 9 : Questions

• Is it the end, or is it the beginning?
• Why do we do what we do?
• Was it always meant to turn out like this?
• IF not, then how was it meant to be?
• Can something I do or anything I can do, have an impact significant enough to change the scheme of things that be, and things that are to become?
• IF so, how? why?
• Are YOU a part of this? Is anyone? Isn't everyone?

Guess that's some food for thought.

The I-Hate-My-Life post

Right now, I hate my life.
I just hate it.
For no particular reason.

I am sick of the way I am, sick of the way I live, the way I think, the way I work. I am just so sick of it all right now. Its like everything I do or think of doing, defines "sick"

I am so yellow, so sick sick sick.
And I don't know what to do!

Oh damnit! Why did it have to come to this?